Creative kid. More creative mom.
fucking idiot got owned
I used to be a kid who ‘was going places’ but then I joined Tumblr
johnny depp is me
bdsm except i strap you down and make you take vitamins and drink enough water and get enough sleep and cut toxic people out of your life and give you a hug and a massage and tell you what a strong person you are
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
I don’t even think girls would want boyfriends if dragons existed, so if the government wants less teen pregnancies they know what they got to do
"When did you decide to be gay?"
Last week. I woke up and I was like I want to be judged and not accepted by most of society and denied basic human rights. I thought it would be fun to not be allowed to get married and to be called rude names when I’m with the person I love. I mean, who wouldn’t want that?
“hey im emotionally unstable and not good at texting do u wanna date me”
The Texas GOP has officially endorsed reparative gay therapy. Click here for more from The Daily Show.